Not happening, he's done. Toast, finished.
He now has plenty of time to get back to what he does best - covering up crimes, grandstanding and performing for an audience of one. He should be relieved, he won't have to start doing any work, passing bills or legislating. I'd hate to think Jordan could pass no legislation in 16 years and then become Speaker. I won't have to.
He will not become Speaker, even though - oddly - he actually is probably the best embodiment of what the republican party has become.