Cats

[lizkat]

This guy is more of an ad for Weight Watchers than for either bodega cats or snacks... even if I do feel badly for any mice trying to get a grip in that place. The cat is no slacker.

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1566967768565571585/

 

[lizkat]

Remember hiding behind the LR drapes as a kid?

 

[DT]

Cut and pasted kitty using the new iOS16 feature ...

 

[DT]

Trippy I did that right out of the photo posted above from Safari …

 

[lizkat]

Imagine all the additional trouble cats around the world will now be portrayed on social media as having got into.

Bad enough what they managed before on their own

 

[Renzatic]

Imagine all the additional trouble cats around the world will now be portrayed on social media as having got into.

Bad enough what they managed before on their own

I got scratched by one of my cats the other day. The butthole...

 

[DT]

I got scratched by one of my cats the other day. The butthole...

Geez, that must've hurt and make going #2 extra tricky ...

 

[Renzatic]

Geez, that must've hurt and make going #2 extra tricky ...

Nah. It wasn’t my wiping hand, so it’s all good.

My actual butthole was spared too.

 

[Runs For Fun]

Cut and pasted kitty using the new iOS16 feature ...


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Trippy I did that right out of the photo posted above from Safari …

Oh this feature is going to make the internet a whole lot more awesome!

 

[Herdfan]

I got scratched by one of my cats the other day. The butthole...

LOL.

Have you ever had a cat think your Achilles looks tasty. So they bite it while you're watching TV.

Guess he wasn't getting the attention he thought he deserved.

 

[Renzatic]

LOL.

Have you ever had a cat think your Achilles looks tasty. So they bite it while you're watching TV.

Guess he wasn't getting the attention he thought he deserved.

I haven't had a cat bite my achilles tendon before, but my cat Pete does like to go after exposed toes. I guess he thinks they're little worms or something.

 

[lizkat]

Oh this feature is going to make the internet a whole lot more awesome!

Yes it will. And it's more than just cats landing in places they're unlikely to have been, it will be about more sophisticated (if amateur) photo 'adjustments' in the realm of say pols partying with drug kingpin's wives etc.

Still there are likely to be photos around where if you know cats, you know the photo was 100% real.

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1569506502721040385/

 

[lizkat]

Heh, the fakery may already have begun...

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1569453301397086209/

 

[lizkat]

This one, however, looks real enough to me.

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1569528855525838854/​

 

[Renzatic]

CHONK!

 

[lizkat]

CHONK!

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Cats were born to zone out, right? No other critter seems to spend so much time catching Zs.

 

[Renzatic]

Cats were born to zone out, right? No other critter seems to spend so much time catching Zs.

I don't even know why they need all that sleep. It's not like they do all that much when they're awake.

 

[lizkat]

I don't even know why they need all that sleep. It's not like they do all that much when they're awake.

Well it's not like they always SHOW us that much of whatever they're up to when they're awake....

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[Renzatic]

So, Pete was late coming in tonight. Usually, he’s ready to be put up in the garage by 6, but tonight, he was nowhere to be found.

It’s 9:30, and he just showed up, carrying a good midsized possum in his jaw. He drops it off in front of my door, and goes sit next to the garage, waiting to be put up. I put him up, and go out to grab some tongs to move the possum carcass…

…and the damn thing gets up and runs off down the driveway.

It was playing possum, you see.

 

[lizkat]

And today we have... yes, a cat playing mailman.