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this kid will not be Florida Man​

Cops: Boy, 9, Dimed Mother Out For Drunk Driving​

 

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Guy in Florida broke into a large music store by climbing through a window near the roof, then fell 3 stories into a guitar display. He used an amp to break the front door and escape, but left blood everywhere which cops matched to his DNA

 

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Guy in Florida broke into a large music store by climbing through a window near the roof, then fell 3 stories into a guitar display. He used an amp to break the front door and escape, but left blood everywhere which cops matched to his DNA

His prison nickname will be “Lucky.”
 

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dad Stay out of my box.
Dad opens daughter's Amazon package. Discovers sex toy inside. Jailarity ensues
 

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dad Stay out of my box.
Dad opens daughter's Amazon package. Discovers sex toy inside. Jailarity ensues

Sorry, no, you do not open someone else's packages. This is all on him.
 

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can't even imagine how mind numbing this would be.​

Florida Man Holds Pee Long Enough To Break World Record Watching ‘Spider-Man: No Way Home’​

He previously broke the record for “most cinema productions attended of the same film” in 2019, after watching “Avengers: Endgame” 191 times. However, in 2021, Arnaud Kleinoverturned Alanis’ achievement by watching “Kaamelott: First Installment” 204 times, according to a news release from Guinness World Records.
The determined Florida man had to endure 720 hours (30 days) watching “No Way Home” between December 16, 2021 and March 15, 2022 to secure the crown.
To achieve this, Alanis sat through five back-to-back screenings each day during the first few weeks of his record attempt. The most impressive part was he completed the record while balancing family and work obligations.
 

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Woman dumped bucket of urine on neighbor because his chicken was pooping on her back patio at Florida mobile home park
 

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Woman dumped bucket of urine on neighbor because his chicken was pooping on her back patio at Florida mobile home park
She had a bucket of pee at the ready. Florida!
 
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