The official Florida man thread

Executroid Ernesto Cruz Graveran was picked up just south of Key West, on a stocked and laden Jet Ski. He is currently awaiting trial for $4M in healthcare fraud, in custody after being deemed a flight risk.

www.thedailybeast.com

Florida Exec Wanted for Fraud Is Nabbed on a Jet Ski Bound for Cuba

The jet ski was found fully loaded with enough fuel, water, and food to last the trip, the feds said.
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Time for something a little more wholesome, from a FLA farm. Emmanuel doesn't give AF.

 
Hahahaha ...

"Emmanuel don't do it, don't ... don't ... OK fine, just do it."

:ROFLMAO:
 
Florida Man steals truck to warn Space Force about war between space aliens and Chinese dragons

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Florida man drives to Space Force base to ‘warn the government’ about ‘US aliens fighting with Chinese dragons’

A Florida man has been arrested for attempting to break into the Patrick Space Force Base using a stolen truck to warn the U.S. government of a war between aliens and Chinese dragons. Corey Johnson, 29, of Ocala, Florida, was arrested on Friday. Florida Man drives stolen truck to Space Force...
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Driveway shooting without a car only in Florida.

Police release image of suspect they say opened fire on Lauderhill Rescue truck​

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Police release image of suspect they say opened fire on Lauderhill Rescue truck

Authorities released new information on Saturday in regard to someone shooting at a Lauderhill Rescue Truck.
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Floridians whose homes and businesses were destroyed during Hurricane Ian are adamant about rebuilding the communities that were destroyed during Hurricane Ian.

Images out of some of the hardest hit regions like Sanibel Island and Fort Myers Beach show entire neighborhoods reduced to rubble after menacing storm surge and Category 4 hurricane force winds ripped through southwest Florida on Oct. 28.

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Despite threats exacerbated by climate change, such as rising sea levels and the threat of more intense storm systems, and the challenges presented by the sheer level of devastation, residents are vowing to bring these coastal communities back to their former glory.

"There's no doubt that the rebuilding efforts, the reconstruction efforts, after Hurricane Ian, are going to be very challenging, and they're going to take longer than they ordinarily would," Matthew Harrell, CEO of Franklin Street, a commercial real estate company that specializes in Southwest Florida, told ABC News.
 
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