The official Florida man thread

[Yoused]

Well yeah, that's way too many characters, I'm thinking:

FLDA MAN

Just have to leave off the first 4 letters.

 

[fooferdoggie]

leave it to florida.​

Need a Valentine’s Day gift? Help Florida police send your ex to jail​

Need a Valentine’s Day gift? Help Florida police send your ex to jail

In a Facebook post Wednesday, the Port Orange Police Department used Valentine’s Day wordplay to encourage people to report ex-partners with outstanding warrants.

www.clickorlando.com

 

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well she has the best qualifications for Mayor.
Florida Woman running for Mayor of Florida City, but first jail time
Yes, Boynton Beach, this could ne your next Mayor! Cindy Falco DiCorrado, one of four candidates running for Boynton Beach mayor, was convicted Tuesday of two misdemeanor counts resulting from her January 2021 arrest for refusing to leave a suburban Boca Raton Einstein Bagels she entered unmasked!

Falco DiCorrado, 63, will be sentenced on Feb. 28, leaving the possibility she will be in jail for the March 8 election


Watch one of the best meltdowns of 2021!

Florida Woman Who Had Meltdown Last Year Running For Mayor Of Boynton Beach | Real Radio 92.1 | The Penthouse

Yes, Boynton Beach, this could be your next Mayor! Cindy Falco DiCorrado, one of four candidates running for Boynton Beach mayor, was convicted Tuesday of two misdemeanor counts resulting from her January 2021 arrest for refusing to leave a suburban Boca Raton Einstein Bagels she entered unmasked!

realradio921.iheart.com

 

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Florida school bus driver arrested with alcohol level four times legal limit, 40 kids on board​

Florida school bus driver arrested with alcohol level four times legal limit, 40 kids on board

A Flagler Schools bus driver was arrested, accused of driving drunk while students were on board.

www.wpbf.com

 

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Finally got out of jail after that 3-year term for beating up your amputee grandfather? At last, you're free to live the American dream of shooting your little brother to death
A Florida man has been arrested for allegedly shooting his brother to death amid a history of violence.

Daniel Arthur Redman29 years old, murdered Brenden Ray RedmanAged 19, last month, but the suspect was in the hospital because deputies shot him as he took another person hostage, the Citrus County Sheriff’s Office said Friday.

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Drunk Florida woman on motorized suitcase leads the most patient airport cop in the world on low-speed chase

Woman on Motorized Suitcase Sparks Police Chase Inside Florida Airport

An airline employee refused to let her board the plane, which triggered the episode.

www.thedrive.com

 

[fooferdoggie]

finally a good story.

The highest elevation in Florida might be this teenager's forehead according to Guinness World Records

15-Year-Old Florida Basketball Player Is The World's Tallest Teenager | WiLD 95.5 | Carmine and Maegan

A Bradenton, Florida teenage basketball player is getting some international attention after setting a Guinness World Record for his height.

wild955.iheart.com

 

[DT]

Drunk Florida woman on motorized suitcase leads the most patient airport cop in the world on low-speed chase

I think you've got the wrong article linked, here's one that's about your description:

Woman on Motorized Suitcase Sparks Police Chase Inside Florida Airport

An airline employee refused to let her board the plane, which triggered the episode.

www.thedrive.com

 

[fooferdoggie]

this quack cracked.

ER doctor charged with battery of patient he thought was 'faking' her condition​

According to an arrest affidavit, Nwabuko attempted to confirm suspicions that his patient was faking by grabbing her hand and repeatedly striking her in the face. When the patient didn't respond to that, Nwabuko left the room. He then returned two additional times and used her hand to hit her in the face multiple times.

During the second time, the victim's IV line was ripped out of her left arm and she bled all over her face and chest area, the affidavit said. She also sustained significant swelling, redness, and bruising to her eye.

ER doctor charged with battery of patient he thought was 'faking' her condition

An ER doctor at UF Health Leesburg was charged with battery after allegedly striking a patient numerous times with her own hand.

www.naplesnews.com

 

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Police: Man accidentally shoots himself in foot while running away from officer​

Police: Man accidentally shoots himself in foot while running away from officer

A man accidentally shot himself in the foot Tuesday night after running away from a police officer following a traffic stop in Fort Lauderdale, authorities said.

www.local10.com

 

[Thomas Veil]

15-Year-Old Florida Basketball Player Is The World's Tallest Teenager | WiLD 95.5 | Carmine and Maegan

A Bradenton, Florida teenage basketball player is getting some international attention after setting a Guinness World Record for his height.

wild955.iheart.com

Maybe he can help the guy in post 235 find his car.

 

[Thomas Veil]

Florida mom finds toddler locked inside day care after workers left for the day — NBC News

"She's super traumatized," the girl's mother said.

apple.news

Florida mom finds toddler locked inside day care after workers left for the day

Stephanie Martinez arrived at the KinderCare Learning Center north of Miami at 6:28 p.m. Wednesday and saw the child through a window on the front door, according to a Plantation Police Department incident report.

In a video of a 911 call Martinez shared with NBC Miami, the room appears dark and Martinez can be heard telling a dispatcher that she could see her daughter crying.

 

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Florida man jumped on woman’s SUV with a gun on I-75, tried to steal 18-wheeler, FHP says​

Florida mom finds toddler locked inside day care after workers left for the day — NBC News

"She's super traumatized," the girl's mother said.

apple.news

Florida mom finds toddler locked inside day care after workers left for the day

Saw that debated posting it but it was not really one crazy Florida person.

 

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Florida man dies after being run over by street sweeper he drove​

Florida man dies after being run over by street sweeper he drove

The man was not wearing a seat belt when he was ejected from the street sweeper.

www.wftv.com

 

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Murder your dad in florida? no problem a slap on the wrist ofd your a doctor.

Weston Doctor Avoids Prison in 2018 Fatal Shooting of Father​

Weston Doctor Avoids Prison in 2018 Fatal Shooting of Father

A Weston doctor who shot and killed his father in 2018 in what authorities said was a murder-suicide attempt will avoid prison time after agreeing to a plea deal Friday. Dr. Rafael Azulay had been charged with second-degree murder in the May 12, 2018 shooting of his father, 67-year-old Asher...

www.nbcmiami.com

 

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Florida Man arrested for mistaking True Value store as his personal sex toy boutique

Florida man accused of stealing crossbow by stuffing it down his pants

Brevard County Sheriff Wayne Ivey posted surveillance video to Facebook Tuesday night showing a man who he said attempted to steal a crossbow on Feb. 6 by shoving it into his pants and walking away on a crutch.

www.clickorlando.com

 

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In the latest edition of "Just Another Day In Florida," a crocodilian breaks the window of a van out while it's transporting gators and escapes in St. Augustine

WATCH: Florida Crocodilian Breaks Out Of Zoo's Van While It's Driving | WiLD 95.5 | Carmine and Maegan

A zoo in Florida shared a video of a crocodilian attempting to escape by breaking through the back window of a van during transport and attempting to flee down the road.

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Florida woman in a gently no less.
One dead, six more sent to hospital after attempted parallel parking attack

1 Dead, 6 Injured After Car Crashes Into Sidewalk Cafe at Miami Beach Restaurant

One person died and several others were hospitalized after a driver accelerated into the outdoor dining area of a restaurant Thursday night in Miami Beach, police said.

www.nbcmiami.com

 

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Florida Congresscritter Gary Stuebe iambastes the President because it cost him $167 to fill up his truck. It does not go over well, as twitter points out to him that 99% of vehicles on the road these day cannot hold even half of that 43 gallons.

 

[MarkusL]

Florida Congresscritter Gary Stuebe iambastes the President because it cost him $167 to fill up his truck. It does not go over well, as twitter points out to him that 99% of vehicles on the road these day cannot hold even half of that 43 gallons.

I think he needs a truck like that to haul his enormous penis.