The Trump Cesspool Thread- a place to drop misc Trump turds

[GermanSuplex]

Oh man, I was hoping the first one was correct. It will be, though. The company is useless, it’s all a scam. And in true Trump fashion, it’s not even a secret.

 

[Yoused]

Dismissed Trump Juror Says Former President Not As 'Orange' As Expected

A juror identified only as "Kat" told MSNBC, "You know, he looked less orange, definitely like more yellowish, like yellow."

www.huffpost.com

 

[Citysnaps]

Dismissed Trump Juror Says Former President Not As 'Orange' As Expected

A juror identified only as "Kat" told MSNBC, "You know, he looked less orange, definitely like more yellowish, like yellow."

www.huffpost.com

Pantone needs to come up with a new sample swatch for their color matching system. Felony Orange, perhaps?

 

[Chew Toy McCoy]

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/04/19/trump-media-alerts-nasdaq-to-potential-market-manipulation-from-short-selling.html

Trump alerting anybody to "manipulation".

 

[fooferdoggie]

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/04/19/trump-media-alerts-nasdaq-to-potential-market-manipulation-from-short-selling.html

Trump alerting anybody to "manipulation".

yes me thinks he is trying to trow the dogs off the sent.

 

[Yoused]

Here is a review of

Spoiler: the "God Bless the USA Bible"

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by a bible connoisseur. He says (surprise, surprise) that it is very cheaply made, would normally sell for $20 or less and is probably printed in China. Also, in the back, it contains the Declaration of Independence and the articles of the Constitution and the Bill of Rights, but not any of those other pesky Amendments. He says that, as a Christian, a proud American and one who has a fondness for the song, he wishes it didn't exist (and it is not a new product, having been around for several years).

 

[Roller]

Here is a review of

Spoiler: the "God Bless the USA Bible"

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by a bible connoisseur. He says (surprise, surprise) that it is very cheaply made, would normally sell for $20 or less and is probably printed in China. Also, in the back, it contains the Declaration of Independence and the articles of the Constitution and the Bill of Rights, but not any of those other pesky Amendments. He says that, as a Christian, a proud American and one who has a fondness for the song, he wishes it didn't exist (and it is not a new product, having been around for several years).

He was doing well until he said "I want our nation to be a Christian nation" (12:23). Imagine the reaction if any other religion were substituted for "Christian."

 

[GermanSuplex]

Fits the thread title as well.

 

[Citysnaps]

Fits the thread title as well.

Hat tip to Jane Rosenberg for her courtroom sketches. She's the best and has been a courtroom sketch artist for 40 years. .

 

[Eric]

Win win.

 

[Chew Toy McCoy]

For every down ballot Republican candidate Trump wants a 5% cut of what they raise.

“Nice little campaign you’re running here. It would be a real shame if something bad happened to it. Just sayin’”

 

[fooferdoggie]

well if any candidate is stupid enough to use trump as and endorsement then I am all for it.

 

[Yoused]

When the judge asked the DA who was to give the first testimony, the DA responded Mr. Pecker would.

 

[GermanSuplex]

Mr. Pecker leaving a lot of egg on Trump’s face.

 

[KingOfPain]

When the judge asked the DA who was to give the first testimony, the DA responded Mr. Pecker would.

Somehow I'm reminded of this interaction from the movie Tremors (1990):
Val: Yeah, well, I'm a victim of circumstance.
Earl: I thought you called it your pecker.

 

[Chew Toy McCoy]

Danilo Cavalcante was in Chester County while Trump was in office, contradicting former president

Cavalcante was in Pennsylvania by at least by June 27, 2020, nearly seven months before Trump left office, according to the Chester County District Attorney’s office.

www.inquirer.com

Well, at least he referred to more recent history than the Republican Stepford Wife who blamed Biden for something that happened during the W Bush administration.

 

[GermanSuplex]

Chris Hayes just pointed out we can now add Christina Bobb to the list of Trump attorneys who have been indicted. It’s almost sad instead of funny at this point.

Actually, no it’s not, it’s quite funny.

I just tuned to Fox to see what they’re up to, Jesse Watters is disecting a CNN segment and defending Trump’s NYC case. He just bragged about how great and resilient Trump is, said “the only reason he lost 2020 was because…”, rattled off excuses, then said the charges are because he can’t be beaten. Right after discussing how he was beaten.

He should be fired, first for being horrible, and second for literally being worse than Tucker Carlson. Tucker Carlson had his own agenda of which Trump was a part, this guy is just literally verbally blowing Trump on the air and simply lying to viewers. Lying, outright fabricated lies.

 

[Eric]

Wait, man who went bankrupt six times and can't get a loan from any institution on the planet turns out to be a bad investment? Who knew.

 

[Chew Toy McCoy]

Wait, man who went bankrupt six times and can't get a loan from any institution on the planet turns out to be a bad investment? Who knew.

It’s astonishing that somebody who has that much money to invest/lose can be that ignorant on investments.

But it’s also further proof that money doesn’t equal intelligence. Another American myth shattered. Wouldn’t be shocking to find out that bulk of his wealth didn’t come from hard work either.

 

[Eric]

It’s astonishing that somebody who has that much money to invest/lose can be that ignorant on investments.

But it’s also further proof that money doesn’t equal intelligence. Another American myth shattered. Wouldn’t be shocking to find out that bulk of his wealth didn’t come from hard work either.

You want to say I told you so but it's just sad that this man has to go back to work in his 70s because he was bilked out of his money by a well known con man. It's as if Bernie Madoff were still out and about and people continuing to invest while knowing what he had done.