The Trump Cesspool Thread- a place to drop misc Trump turds

In this clip on X, the heap of orange is dealing with a sound system fault by stroking the mic and opening his mouth wide.

I mean, WTAF?
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I have no idea if this is the correct thread or not, maybe we need another thread for Trump grifts, because Trump keeps on grifting, with Trump Guitars:


Dude did a 15 minute video on these guitars without even touching one. YT used to be such a great resource but has turned into a clusterfuck of tutorials and reviews with everyone trying to out-outrage each other.

Anyway, expect splinters on your fretting hand if you buy one of these turds though I fully expect Ted Nugent and Kid Rock to endorse them.
 
Of the four, who has the biggest knockers? Definitely Musk and Trump. Trump’s are a little bigger but saggy, and Musk’s are a little juicier.

Also, which bathroom does Jenner use at Mar-A-Lago?

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Best comment I saw on the guitar story went something like, "Seriously? An electric guitar? They could not figure out how to make a gasoline-powered guitar?"
Shouldn't it be Diesel, considering their audience? And the tailpipe needs to be HUGE and LOUD! :D Belting out huge puffs of black smoke every time you strum it. :D
 
Guy who can’t drive and rides in the back of SUVs, limos and Lincolns with his combover pompadour, pressed suits and heavily made-up but still ridiculous head is seen as every trailer park alpha male’s hero of masculinity.

This would be like Clint Eastwood naming Little Richard and Liberace as his inspirations.

I truly don’t get it. Maybe the jokes on me.
 
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