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Vance auditioned for the role and got the part, it’s that’s simple. The man is an opportunistic grifter just like Trump, but he’s also smarter, which makes him and even bigger hypocrite, trying to appeal to the same bozos who dislike him because of his wife and kids, and trying to package stereotypical male chauvinist pig morality in an “intelligent” package. Same shit in a shiny box.
But he showed up to the courthouse in his color-coordinated outfits and bathed himself in the stink of Trump, groveled to MAGA enough and got the role, to make sure Trump shored up the racist Christian white nationalist vote, which I guess he thought he was having a hard time with?
That’s ok, Trumpers don’t care about what he does, he can drop Vance tomorrow and his supporters will just say “Yeah, Trump is brilliant, he knew Biden would drop out so he selected Vance as a placeholder. Wow, this guy is a genius!”
The only one who tried harder than Vance was Tim “Gumby” Scott, who never had a chance anyways. Maybe Trump will try Byron Donalds, but then he really may struggle with the white Christian national vote.
Some have suggested Nikki Haley, but then I’ll wonder why he picked a bird brain for his veep, and if Haley accepts, she will actually be living up to that insult.
But he showed up to the courthouse in his color-coordinated outfits and bathed himself in the stink of Trump, groveled to MAGA enough and got the role, to make sure Trump shored up the racist Christian white nationalist vote, which I guess he thought he was having a hard time with?
That’s ok, Trumpers don’t care about what he does, he can drop Vance tomorrow and his supporters will just say “Yeah, Trump is brilliant, he knew Biden would drop out so he selected Vance as a placeholder. Wow, this guy is a genius!”
The only one who tried harder than Vance was Tim “Gumby” Scott, who never had a chance anyways. Maybe Trump will try Byron Donalds, but then he really may struggle with the white Christian national vote.
Some have suggested Nikki Haley, but then I’ll wonder why he picked a bird brain for his veep, and if Haley accepts, she will actually be living up to that insult.