The official Florida man thread

[Yoused]

Executroid Ernesto Cruz Graveran was picked up just south of Key West, on a stocked and laden Jet Ski. He is currently awaiting trial for $4M in healthcare fraud, in custody after being deemed a flight risk.

Florida Exec Wanted for Fraud Is Nabbed on a Jet Ski Bound for Cuba

The jet ski was found fully loaded with enough fuel, water, and food to last the trip, the feds said.

www.thedailybeast.com

 

[Yoused]

Florida Man Arrested After Faking To Be Cop To Get A Discount On His Burgers At Wendy's

Jesse Stover, 57 (not a cop), and Wendy, Dave's Daughter This is one way to get on the Florida man list and land behind bars. A 57-year-old Florida man

www.tampafp.com

 

[SuperMatt]

I wonder what this week’s sermon will be about?

Florida pastor charged with performing sex act on himself on Starbucks patio

OSCEOLA COUNTY, Fla. -- Deputies say a Florida pastor exposed himself and peformed a.

weartv.com

 

[Roller]

I wonder what this week’s sermon will be about?

Florida pastor charged with performing sex act on himself on Starbucks patio

OSCEOLA COUNTY, Fla. -- Deputies say a Florida pastor exposed himself and peformed a.

weartv.com

Well, to be fair to the guy, somebody had just told him to F himself.

 

[Yoused]

I wonder what this week’s sermon will be about?

Florida pastor charged with performing sex act on himself on Starbucks patio

OSCEOLA COUNTY, Fla. -- Deputies say a Florida pastor exposed himself and peformed a.

weartv.com

"My latte was not light enough."

 

[fooferdoggie]

"My latte was not light enough."

I am sure it will be about how people should stay away from coffie or starbucks.

 

[Eric]

Time for something a little more wholesome, from a FLA farm. Emmanuel doesn't give AF.

 

[DT]

Hahahaha ...

"Emmanuel don't do it, don't ... don't ... OK fine, just do it."

 

[Eric]

 

[SuperMatt]

That’s a sound sleeper…

 

[fooferdoggie]

this is a first

Florida man arrested on DUI charge after driving scooter into Walmart shelves, police say​

Florida man arrested on DUI charge after driving scooter into Walmart shelves, police say

Melbourne police make an arrest under strange circumstances.

www.clickorlando.com

 

[SuperMatt]

Florida Man steals truck to warn Space Force about war between space aliens and Chinese dragons

Florida man drives to Space Force base to ‘warn the government’ about ‘US aliens fighting with Chinese dragons’

A Florida man has been arrested for attempting to break into the Patrick Space Force Base using a stolen truck to warn the U.S. government of a war between aliens and Chinese dragons. Corey Johnson, 29, of Ocala, Florida, was arrested on Friday. Florida Man drives stolen truck to Space Force...

news.yahoo.com

 

[MEJHarrison]

Florida Man steals truck to warn Space Force about war between space aliens and Chinese dragons

I want to live in that dude's universe. I'd watch that war on Pay-Per-View!

 

[fooferdoggie]

Florida man gets in DUI crash at 7 a.m., then bails out of jail and tries to break into three vehicles on the jail grounds

Man released from Pinellas jail tried breaking into 3 sheriff’s office vehicles on grounds

He had previously been arrested on a drunken driving charge after rear-ending a car on Ulmerton Road.

www.tampabay.com

 

[lizkat]

Florida man gets in DUI crash at 7 a.m., then bails out of jail and tries to break into three vehicles on the jail grounds

Man released from Pinellas jail tried breaking into 3 sheriff’s office vehicles on grounds

He had previously been arrested on a drunken driving charge after rear-ending a car on Ulmerton Road.

www.tampabay.com

How does a guy so stoned, stupid or hung over round up $500 bail,then another $15,000 bail same day?!

 

[fooferdoggie]

"Florida man arrested for calling sex worker on his honeymoon"

Florida man arrested for calling sex worker on his honeymoon

Paul Turovsky, 34, left his new bride sleeping in their hotel room in Tampa and went out to meet a prostitute he had connected with online.

nypost.com

 

[Yoused]

Florida woman

Florida Christian school teacher arrested after "twerking" on student

A former Florida Christian school teacher has been arrested for multiple incidents, including twerking on an underaged student.

nbc-2.com

Point of Grace Christian School knows how to pick them.

 

[Edd]

"Florida man arrested for calling sex worker on his honeymoon"

Florida man arrested for calling sex worker on his honeymoon

Paul Turovsky, 34, left his new bride sleeping in their hotel room in Tampa and went out to meet a prostitute he had connected with online.

nypost.com

Honeymoon in Tampa….ok.

 

[fooferdoggie]

Driveway shooting without a car only in Florida.

Police release image of suspect they say opened fire on Lauderhill Rescue truck​

Police release image of suspect they say opened fire on Lauderhill Rescue truck

Authorities released new information on Saturday in regard to someone shooting at a Lauderhill Rescue Truck.

www.local10.com

 

[fooferdoggie]

Floridians whose homes and businesses were destroyed during Hurricane Ian are adamant about rebuilding the communities that were destroyed during Hurricane Ian.

Images out of some of the hardest hit regions like Sanibel Island and Fort Myers Beach show entire neighborhoods reduced to rubble after menacing storm surge and Category 4 hurricane force winds ripped through southwest Florida on Oct. 28.

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Despite threats exacerbated by climate change, such as rising sea levels and the threat of more intense storm systems, and the challenges presented by the sheer level of devastation, residents are vowing to bring these coastal communities back to their former glory.

"There's no doubt that the rebuilding efforts, the reconstruction efforts, after Hurricane Ian, are going to be very challenging, and they're going to take longer than they ordinarily would," Matthew Harrell, CEO of Franklin Street, a commercial real estate company that specializes in Southwest Florida, told ABC News.