The Trump Indictment Thread

[GermanSuplex]

He will be able to vote in Florida, even if Governor DeSanctimonious has to draft a special rich-white only exemption to felons voting. I don’t expect he’ll do public videos of felons who voted not knowing it was illegal getting publicly arrested for show.

 

[fooferdoggie]

Maybe Gerald Ford will pardon him.

I thought he was running against Obama?

 

[Chew Toy McCoy]

I think it's safe to assume Justice Thomas won't be getting laid tonight. Instead the unhinged harpy is married to will be screaming "You need to fix this! YOU NEED TO FIX THIS!" from her perch.

Word has it the Alito's are rifling through their uncommon flag trunk to find one they can hang that absolutely nobody should read into tomorrow morning.

 

[Yoused]

SCOTUS cannot just overturn a conviction on the basis that something that is a question only of NY law.

He was convicted of a crime that was not the crime he was guilty of. By a vote of 5-0, the court rules that it was So Unfair!

(We will now untie the other 4 justices and let them out of the cloak room.)

 

[GermanSuplex]

Frame-worthy.

Trump Convicted on All Counts to Become America’s First Felon President

A Manhattan jury found that he had falsified business records to conceal a sex scandal that could have hindered his 2016 campaign for the White House.

www.nytimes.com

 

[Chew Toy McCoy]

The names of the jurors were leaked. I'm totally confident in this jury but I have questions.

Andy Biden
Shamus Biden
Phong Li Biden
Enrique Biden
Shantel Biden
Gunter Biden
Lupe Biden
Inglebert Biden
Rafeal Biden
Michelle Biden
Gladys Biden
Britney Biden

 

[Cmaier]

From what I read:

"Things a convicted FELON cannot do in the United States:

Vote
Travel abroad
Bear arms or own guns
Jury service
Employment in certain fields
Lost Public social benefits and housing"

"But ironically can still run for president".


Hopefully @Cmaier can confirm or fill us in.

depends on the state.

 

[Alli]

He will be able to vote in Florida, even if Governor DeSanctimonious has to draft a special rich-white only exemption to felons voting. I don’t expect he’ll do public videos of felons who voted not knowing it was illegal getting publicly arrested for show.

Turns out I was mistaken anyway, damnit.

Constitutional Amendment 4/Felon Voting Rights - Division of Elections - Florida Department of State

 

[Roller]

The names of the jurors were leaked. I'm totally confident in this jury but I have questions.

Andy Biden
Shamus Biden
Phong Li Biden
Enrique Biden
Shantel Biden
Gunter Biden
Lupe Biden
Inglebert Biden
Rafeal Biden
Michelle Biden
Gladys Biden
Britney Biden

You forgot the alternate: Biden Mytime

 

[Citysnaps]

Breaking:

 

[shadow puppet]

depends on the state.

Thanks for taking the time to answer my questions.

 

[GermanSuplex]

At some point, he needs to provide evidence of all this “rigging” he runs around complaining about, while he simultaneously employs his loyal goons to go around and do all sorts of rigging, as this trial provided a small snapshot of.

When will his cult get tired of the empty, BS gaslighting?

 

[Citysnaps]

Apparently convicted felon trump will be holding a news conference at trump tower tomorrow morning. Should be entertaining.

 

[fooferdoggie]

Apparently convicted felon trump will be holding a news conference at trump tower tomorrow morning. Should be entertaining.

no it ill be boring the same drivel and pauses and crap as usual.

 

[Cmaier]

no it ill be boring the same drivel and pauses and crap as usual.

the gag order is still in place, so there’s always a chance he will screw up and say something that gets him in jail for awhile.

 

[fooferdoggie]

So does he fire this batch of loser lawyers now?

 

[Yoused]

At some point, he needs to provide evidence of all this “rigging” he runs around complaining about, while he simultaneously employs his loyal goons to go around and do all sorts of rigging

Every R statement is an accufession.

 

[Yoused]

the gag order is still in place

Is it, though? It said "for the duration of the trial". He has been tried and found wanting. The sentencing part is post-trial.

 

[GermanSuplex]

"And they know what happened here and everybody knows what happened here," Trump said. "You have a Soros backed DA and the whole thing.

Yeah, everybody knows. Soros and the whole thing.

This is enough for rednecks to go off of. Makes dumb and uninformed people think they’re “in the know”.

”Ah yes, it all makes perfect sense. It wasn’t a scoundrel orchestrating a scheme to cook his books and keep info a secret in the process. It was Soros and the DA and the whole thing, everyone already knows, common knowledge!”

 

[Cmaier]

Is it, though? It said "for the duration of the trial". He has been tried and found wanting. The sentencing part is post-trial.

yep. still in effect.