Trump 2: Electric Fuckyougaloo

[Eric]

I know it's not Fox News but still, this is pretty ugly for Trump and Vance.

 

[Huntn]

I know it's not Fox News but still, this is pretty ugly for Trump and Vance.

“Trump of King of Deal Makers”, wow that got blown out the water. Just a hot bag of stinky gas who embarrassed the Hell out of America.

 

[Yoused]

Couchfucker, Divan and their little throw-pillows had to be moved to an "undisclosed location" in order to avoid having their feelings hurt by a horde of angry protesters.

He has been "on the job" (a job described by the Daniel Webster quip "I refuse to be buried before I am dead") for less than six weeks and he is going on a vacation?

 

[GermanSuplex]

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That was great deal making! You piss someone off and then don’t get a deal - that’s the art of the whole thing, isn’t it?

 

[Katbel]

Had to be moved to an undisclosed location.

Protestors Ambush Vance During Vermont Ski Weekend: ‘Go Ski in Russia’

One Sugarbush Resort employee wrote a lengthy condemnation of the Trump administration in lieu of the morning’s snow report.

www.thedailybeast.com

And they never found him again

 

[Eric]

 

[fooferdoggie]

Maybe he fled to a furniture store with couches on sale.

 

[fooferdoggie]

 

[Huntn]

Conan O’brian at the Oscar’s: “I Guess Americans Are Excited To See Somebody Finally Stand Up To A Powerful Russian"

MSN

 

[Huntn]

Those actors don’t look nearly creepy enough to do the apparition Justice.

 

[Eric]

Conan O’brian at the Oscar’s: “I Guess Americans Are Excited To See Somebody Finally Stand Up To A Powerful Russian"

MSN

Conan killed it tonight IMO, perfect man for the job.

 

[Agent47]

Putin warnt Trump: "Mach es nicht ganz so auffällig. Sonst fliegen wir noch auf!"

Moskau, Washington, D.C. (dpo) - Grundsätzlich ist er eigentlich hochzufrieden mit der Arbeit von Donald Trump. Trotzdem hat Wladimir Putin heute den

www.der-postillon.com

Not sure this is actually satirical. For non-german speakers: use DeepL.com or some similar translator. Its worth it. Enjoy

 

[Eric]

If only there were some sort of warning that Trump was a dirtbag conman felonious rapist with a history of vengeance.

'I Feel So Stupid': Poll Shows Huge Percentage of Trump Voters Regretful After His Sweeping Dismantling of American Values

Last month, the Wall Street Journal released the results of a poll that was conducted after the election, but before the inauguration of Donald Trump. It sampled 1,500 Trump voters by both cell phone and landline — that second one is code for geezers these days — and by text messages inviting...

www.politicalflare.com

 

[diamond.g]

US may exclude government spending from GDP, obscuring effect of Doge cuts

Howard Lutnick’s remarks echo Elon Musk, who says government spending doesn’t create value for US economy

www.theguardian.com

Wonder if this will get widely reported, and how it would be spun by the right.