Trump 2: Electric Fuckyougaloo

[GermanSuplex]

Every time Speaker No-Johnson is asked a question, it starts with “I spoke to President Trump”, and yesterday, it started with “I spoke to Elon”.

This guy is a Christian serving three gods - Trump, Elon and Jesus - in that order. I doubt Jesus has a chance of returning to number one, but Elon has good odds.

I can’t wait for the two-ton coffee book on the Trump era, and see what it says about this spineless insincere twit of a pawn.

Also, with the holidays coming up, it’s disheartening to see Jill Biden’s attitude in her last weeks in office.

“I’m working … my a** off on the Christmas stuff, that you know, who gives a f*** about the Christmas stuff and decorations? But I need to do it, right?”

Oh sorry, that was Melania.

 

[Chew Toy McCoy]

Every time Speaker No-Johnson is asked a question, it starts with “I spoke to President Trump”, and yesterday, it started with “I spoke to Elon”.

This guy is a Christian serving three gods - Trump, Elon and Jesus - in that order. I doubt Jesus has a chance of returning to number one, but Elon has good odds.

I can’t wait for the two-ton coffee book on the Trump era, and see what it says about this spineless insincere twit of a pawn.

Also, with the holidays coming up, it’s disheartening to see Jill Biden’s attitude in her last weeks in office.

“I’m working … my a** off on the Christmas stuff, that you know, who gives a f*** about the Christmas stuff and decorations? But I need to do it, right?”

Oh sorry, that was Melania.

As long as Musk is allowed to continue to be a barnacle this will be the hourly conversation. "Can I oligarch now? No? OK. How about now? Still no? Hey, I have a question. Can I now?" Maybe Putin can give Trump some pro tips on how to keep oligarchs in check.

Trump will probably never face any accountability from the justice system but I think Musk is his karmic payback. Enjoy being subservient to an even richer and bigger man baby with no real friends.

 

[shadow puppet]

Adding to the collection:

 

[ArgoDuck]

IDK

Looking at an account in the Guardian (here FWIW) of Musk flexing his power this week and Trump’s so far positive reaction raises an appalling possibility: that Trump and Musk may have found true love for the first time in their lives

Like any great love story it could absolutely turn sour…but I ponder whether characterizing Musk as pulling the strings is the right model? We already know Trump admires the type of authoritarian dictator Musk increasingly resembles, and as Elon can’t be President there’s less direct threat to Trump’s ego.

Meantime, I wonder how many groups and individuals among you (eg scientists, with funding cuts and other restrictions looming; government workers; sane people generally) are thinking it’s time to get the hell out of DOGE?

 

[shadow puppet]

 

[fooferdoggie]

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no way he wrote that it actually makes sense. but it's funny as hell though musk is taking his spotlight. maybe he will jail him.

 

[Yoused]

'We will demand that the Panama Canal be returned': Trump issues threat to local officials

"We will demand that the Panama Canal be returned," Donald Trump declared over the weekend. Trump on Saturday took to his own social media site, Truth Social, to issue a threat to local Panama officials about the famous Panama Canal. "The Panama Canal is considered a VITAL National Asset for...

www.rawstory.com

He wants the birthplace of the terrible, horrible, awful, evilest John McCain back?

 

[Chew Toy McCoy]

'We will demand that the Panama Canal be returned': Trump issues threat to local officials

"We will demand that the Panama Canal be returned," Donald Trump declared over the weekend. Trump on Saturday took to his own social media site, Truth Social, to issue a threat to local Panama officials about the famous Panama Canal. "The Panama Canal is considered a VITAL National Asset for...

www.rawstory.com

He wants the birthplace of the terrible, horrible, awful, evilest John McCain back?

"We will also dismantle the Statue of Liberty and return it to the WAR LOSERS FRENCH. In its place we will build a #1 foam finger of equal height paid for by the money the BIDEN CRIME FAMILY approved for TRANSGENDER SURGERY for members of the CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY. Who knows, maybe I'll get a transgender surgery. I would be the most beautiful woman IN HISTORY. What do you guys think?"

 

[GermanSuplex]

It’s bothering him already. Do your duty, liberals, and hammer it home every day. Refer to Musk as president, demean and belittle the oldest (and dumbest) president-elect in history for his insane choices and anti-American behavior.

You knew it wouldn’t take long for this to get under first-lady Donald Trump’s skin, he hates playing second place. He’s arguably third, as Vance is far brighter and more conniving than Trump. Trump is the most poweful tool alive, now he’s playing muppet to three men - President Musk, VP Vance and Putin. Even more if you count Orban, Un and Jinping.

Trump is also too stupid and weak (and probably mentally infirm) to be quiet and not let it known it’s bothering him.

President-elect Trump on Sunday rejected the recentdubbing of tech billionaire Elon Musk as “President Musk” by Democrats.

“No, he’s not gonna be president, that I can tell you,” Trump said at conservative group Turning Point’s “America Fest” in Phoenix, Ariz. “And I’m safe, you know why? He can’t be, he wasn’t born in this country.”

Trump pushes back on ‘President Musk’ claims

President-elect Trump on Sunday rejected the recent dubbing of tech billionaire Elon Musk as “President Musk” by Democrats. “No, he’s not gonna be president, that I can tell you,” Trump said at con…

thehill.com

 

[Yoused]

ShitGibbon needs to be taunted relentlessly with his allegiance to Leon.

 

[Alli]

You knew it wouldn’t take long for this to get under first-lady Donald Trump’s skin

I realize trump is not smart enough to realize that this is a compliment rather than an insult, but I am. The same as we had to stop comparing trump to vermin because it was insulting to vermin, stop playing him off as a woman.

 

[GermanSuplex]

Ambassador to Dictators it is.

That may be a good sign for me to take a break from the boards, as I do not suspect my language will get better in the coming weeks. My goal here is to trash Donald, not insult members.

 

[Herdfan]

My goal here is to trash Donald, not insult members.

Go ahead. Since I am most likely the member in question, I assure you it doesn’t bother me.

 

[Yoused]

I just have to say, apropos of nothing in particular, fuck Time Magazine.

 

[fooferdoggie]

Denmark Offers to Buy U.S.

“We believe that by giving the U.S. an educational system and national health care, it could be transformed from a vast land mass into a great nation,” a spokesperson for Denmark said.

www.newyorker.com

 

[Chew Toy McCoy]

https://www.axios.com/2024/12/26/maga-civil-war-ramaswamy-musk-loomer-cernovich

Elon Musk Defends X Engineer Who Posted Racist, Anti-White Rant: ‘He Is a Troll, But Went a Little Over-the-Top’

Billionaire Trump surrogate Elon Musk defended one of his employees on Thursday after he received backlash for posting a series of racist, anti-White posts.

www.mediaite.com

This should be fun for Trump to straighten out. In one corner you have white working class MAGA. In the other you have the DOGE douches seemingly promoting Indian Supremacy and taking a dump on uneducated Americans who see the high school football team as royalty.

 

[Chew Toy McCoy]

As much as Trump is a treasure trove of ignorance, selfishness, and criminality, I still believe there's at least somewhat of a blurry vision of a thriving middle class with the white picket fence and other mythology included in his version of when America was great. There's none of that with the DOGE idiots. To them the vast majority of us are little more than meat for the corporate and war grinders to serve their wealth and power and tool around with which dystopia we get to live in.

I guess MAGA (and unfortunately the rest of us) get to find out the hard way what "successful businessman" means in 2025. At least they seem to be consistent in not taking kindly to "learn to code" language even when its coming from their own deep state.

 

[ArgoDuck]

I think Musk executed a brilliant strategy to divest the source of his future wealth from (1) stuttering sales of things like Tesla cars (increasingly uncool) and (2) over-dependence on federal subsidies and contracts with too many strings attached (labor laws & safety protocols are damned inconvenient and ‘suck the life out of innovation’).

He shares the ‘brilliant’ - I’m being sarcastic - thinking of many of his billionaire bros: when the problems that face the world get too tough to solve, don’t even try to solve them. Lateral, outside the box thinking leads them to…save themselves.

Why not? They are the ‘best’ of us!

But unlike most of his ilk, Musk thinks ‘cosmically’ (I’m still being sarcastic). Earth is lost; Mars beckons.

He still wants to ‘save the world’ (note: he means a select remnant of humanity, not the 8 billion who, let’s face it, are the ‘real’ problem. Too many woke people).

But he’s getting on in years. Progress has stalled. What to do? Why, take over the federal government of course.

Generally, I think most of the bro-ligarchy want our money so they can build ever stronger fortresses. When the going gets tough, the oligarch gets a fort. Musk sees them as thinking too small. Trump is a short-term means to an end and otherwise irrelevant.

‘We’ (he, Musk) must colonize Mars…

It’s a cosmic fantasy. Maybe a simpler, smaller world with tons of near-impossible engineering challenge appeals to his oh-so-cool "I’ve got Asperger’s" delusion, but whatever

All the DOGE-nomics going to plan, expect announcement of a greatly expanded mission within - say - two years?

 

[Chew Toy McCoy]

I think Musk executed a brilliant strategy to divest the source of his future wealth from (1) stuttering sales of things like Tesla cars (increasingly uncool) and (2) over-dependence on federal subsidies and contracts with too many strings attached (labor laws & safety protocols are damned inconvenient and ‘suck the life out of innovation’).

He shares the ‘brilliant’ - I’m being sarcastic - thinking of many of his billionaire bros: when the problems that face the world get too tough to solve, don’t even try to solve them. Lateral, outside the box thinking leads them to…save themselves.

Why not? They are the ‘best’ of us!

But unlike most of his ilk, Musk thinks ‘cosmically’ (I’m still being sarcastic). Earth is lost; Mars beckons.

He still wants to ‘save the world’ (note: he means a select remnant of humanity, not the 8 billion who, let’s face it, are the ‘real’ problem. Too many woke people).

But he’s getting on in years. Progress has stalled. What to do? Why, take over the federal government of course.

Generally, I think most of the bro-ligarchy want our money so they can build ever stronger fortresses. When the going gets tough, the oligarch gets a fort. Musk sees them as thinking too small. Trump is a short-term means to an end and otherwise irrelevant.

‘We’ (he, Musk) must colonize Mars…

It’s a cosmic fantasy. Maybe a simpler, smaller world with tons of near-impossible engineering challenge appeals to his oh-so-cool "I’ve got Asperger’s" delusion, but whatever

All the DOGE-nomics going to plan, expect announcement of a greatly expanded mission within - say - two years?

I read an article a few years back talking about one of the favorite billionaire pastimes is figuring out where to build their doomsday fortress to hide from global violence and climate change and part of that is calculating how much slave labor they'll need to operate it.

A conservative friend of mine said he spoke with a Space X engineer who told him Musk's entire mission statement when he started Space X was "I want to go to Mars." My friend feels that proves what a big thinker genius Musk is. Really, something a lot of 5-year-olds have said for at least the past 100 years suddenly makes you a big thinker genius? Fascinating. Tell me more.

 

[Chew Toy McCoy]

https://www.axios.com/2024/12/27/elon-musk-contemptible-fools-maga-doge

Now Musk is essentially calling MAGA deplorables that need to be removed from the party.

Pretty soon popcorn is going to be harder to find than early COVID toilet paper.