Trump 2: Electric Fuckyougaloo

[Alli]

Weather is still with us.

 

[Yoused]

Fighting the evil straw man

On occasion, [paper straws] break. They explode. If something’s hot, they don’t last very long — like a matter of minutes, sometimes a matter of seconds. It’s a ridiculous situation so we’re going back to plastic straws.​

"Explode"? And, who uses a straw for hot beverages? The stoopid of this kumquat is breathtaking.

 

[KingOfPain]

Let's wait and see what happens...

Judge orders Trump admin. to restore CDC and FDA webpages by midnight

Removed pages include guidance and data on HIV, contraceptives, and teen health.

arstechnica.com

 

[KingOfPain]

Elon Musk and Donald Trump in the oval office is like watching two (literal) aliens taking over the government, because both don't look like real humans:

 

[rdrr]

Weather is still with us.

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Unfortunately weather and Apple Maps bent the knee.

 

[fischersd]

Unfortunately weather and Apple Maps bent the knee.

If you're in 'merica.

 

[Chew Toy McCoy]

I wonder when MAGA emerges from their economic, health, and security shambles they’ll realize that all the leaders they worshipped that did this to them were Democrats once. Oh snap. Who’s playing 5D chess now, bitch?

 

[Eric]

Not even Chinese diapers are safe from Trump's wrath.

 

[Nycturne]

If you're in 'merica.

Bloomberg is claiming this stuff will roll out more widely later.

EDIT: Ninja'd by katbel in the other thread...

 

[Chew Toy McCoy]

Trump-loving farmers suffer the consequences of their support

There are 444 counties in the United States classified by the United States Department of Agriculture (is that still around?) as “farming-dependent,” which is defined as counties where either 25% of its earnings come from agriculture, or 16% of the...

www.dailykos.com

Trump fucking over farmers from multiple angles, arguably one of his largest support base.

Reminds me of the patriots who think we’re just shoveling cash over to Ukraine. No. The weapons and replenishing them are made by Americans. I suppose you also think people in poor countries are eating cash as opposed to food produced by American farmers.

 

[Eric]

 

[Eric]

Today:

“When I win, I will immediately bring prices down, starting on Day One"
~Also Donald J. Trump 8/24

 

[fooferdoggie]

 

[KingOfPain]

There is already a plan to rename Greenland to Red, White, and Blueland, which means that Congress.gov has now taken over the role of The Onion.

To authorize the President to enter into negotiations to acquire Greenland and to rename Greenland as “Red, White, and Blueland”.

https://www.congress.gov/bill/119th-congress/house-bill/1161

EDIT: The President is authorized to enter into negotiations with the Government of Denmark to purchase or otherwise acquire Greenland.
No comment...

 

[Chew Toy McCoy]

Curtis Yarvin. Right wing troll that started his philosophy in SF during the dot com era. His name and beliefs should be plastered all over the media right now. Does any of this sound familiar?

Install a tech CEO dictator as head of government.

RAGE - Retire All Government Employees.

The nation sate is no longer relevant. Territories should be ruled over by tech dictators.

Built a loyalist army.

Control all news and information.

 

[Chew Toy McCoy]

So after shit canning a ton of people and shuttering departments that help the needy to save on taxpayer dollars Trump announces purchase of $400 million in armored Telsa vehicles. What a corrupt piece of shit.

 

[Eric]

So after shit canning a ton of people and shuttering departments that help the needy to save on taxpayer dollars Trump announces purchase of $400 million in armored Telsa vehicles. What a corrupt piece of shit.

Sounds like even the Government is backing off from buying Teslas now.

State Department removes mention of 'armored Teslas' from its 2025 procurement list, replaces it with 'armored electric vehicles'

The State Department's procurement forecast for 2025 included a $400 million contract for "Armored Tesla (Production Units)."

www.businessinsider.com

• The State Department said it was planning to buy $400 million worth of armored Teslas this year.
• It now says it will be buying "Armored Electric Vehicles" instead of specifically Teslas.
• Musk's companies have received billions of dollars from government contracts and subsidies.

 

[Chew Toy McCoy]

Sounds like even the Government is backing off from buying Teslas now.

State Department removes mention of 'armored Teslas' from its 2025 procurement list, replaces it with 'armored electric vehicles'

The State Department's procurement forecast for 2025 included a $400 million contract for "Armored Tesla (Production Units)."

www.businessinsider.com

• The State Department said it was planning to buy $400 million worth of armored Teslas this year.
• It now says it will be buying "Armored Electric Vehicles" instead of specifically Teslas.
• Musk's companies have received billions of dollars from government contracts and subsidies.

As Telsa sales collapse Musk got Trump to agree to attempt to bail them out with our tax dollars with this blatant corrupt handout to the most hated man in the country and world right now. It's un-fucking-believable.

There's a recent theory I'm finding more feasible with each passing day. Musk and the tech bros went to Trump and said "You're rich but you're not rich like us. We'll teach and help you with some of the top quick wealth building scams like crypto and in exchange you let us run the government." View everything through that lens and everything makes a lot more sense.

 

[Yoused]

On a lighter note, appropriately-named CongressCritter Anna Luna is intent on getting to the bottom of the Kennedy assassination and wants to get testimony from the autopsy physicians and members of the Warren Commission.

Who, are, you know, like, all dead.

 

[Chew Toy McCoy]

On a lighter note, appropriately-named CongressCritter Anna Luna is intent on getting to the bottom of the Kennedy assassination and wants to get testimony from the autopsy physicians and members of the Warren Commission.

Who, are, you know, like, all dead.

On a related note, Trump is making some interesting enemies in the government right now who have historically taken some creative decisive actions when their power and authority was threatened. Just sayin'.