Trump 2: Electric Fuckyougaloo


Another accufession. “The country has gotten bloated, fat and disgusting.”

Keep this one in you back pocket for when him or Musk make another accidental and totally not related Hitler quote “America is Trump and Trump is America!”
 
Tangentially related…
On Tuesday a new Star Wars novel Reign of the Empire: The Mask of Fear was released. It starts roughly two weeks after Episode 3 and deals with the beginnings of the Galactic Empire. I only managed to read the first four chapters so far, but here are a few excerpts from chapter 3.
From a discussion between two senators:
I can‘t keep up with it. Every day, there‘s some new edict from the grand vizier citing the Emperor‘s authority, judicial appointments no one asked for, an entirely new plan for this regional governor business… they‘re deliberately burying us in changes.
Some time later Mon Mothma recaps a list of things that have happened since the Empire has been proclaimed:
Grand Vizier Amedda‘s true Imperial citizens speech
Relief shipments to Cato Neimoidia held up
Replacement of Republic credits with Imperial credits
Renaming of Parnarosis 3
(because it was named after a Jedi master)
Chief justice administrator fired after eight days on the job
Spying on political enemies
The end of the war was a miracle, but the price of peace was growing. They‘d been an Empire for less than a month. How long would they be tallying the costs?


This mostly sounds eerily familiar. Trump hasn‘t replaced the money yet (although I bet he‘d like all dollar bills to have his face on them) and he probably hasn‘t spied on his political enemies yet (that we know of), but I‘m almost sure he‘ll try to instrument the FBI to go after his political opponents and everyone he doesn‘t like.
Everything else more or less happened in some shape or form.

I‘m pretty sure the manuscript for the book was finished months ago, so the only explanation is that author Alexander Freed and the Trump administration follow the same fascist playbook.
The only difference is: One is fiction from a galaxy far, far away; the other is bitter reality.
 
Maybe Trump is having his let's go Brandon moment, but "Take my farm!" or "Fire my husband!" doesn't even rhyme with "Build the wall!" Maybe we can infiltrate MAGA and convince them their official greeting and salute is turning around and bending over while saying "May I have another!". I guarantee toddler mush brain Musk would be on board. I'm surprise he hasn't announced he's changed his mind about Mars and instead we should colonize Uranus because saying it is the height of comedy.
 
New unemployment claim numbers are up well beyond just the federal employee firings. In fact, shocking to nobody I've read a lot of fired federal employees haven't been able to file for unemployment yet due to the uncertainty, chaos, and slop.

You know what would make America even greater? Price raising tariffs, lowering taxes for the wealthy while raising them for everybody else, and killing government assistance programs. The trifecta of winning and greatness!

While a president may not be able to do much directly about inflation, they sure is fuck can tank the economy through creating uncertainty, chaos, and incompetence. But if you are an actual criminal there's a good chance you have a lot to feel good about right now.
 
Tomorrow is strike day. Make sure you are set today, because tomorrow we are all supposed to shun business, buy nothing, make no deals, crash the economy for a day.
I can do it easy, but hopefully it makes a big enough dent to register
 
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Raise your hand if you voted for dropping criminal charges against anybody who donates(d) a large sum of money to Trump. That's literally the only reason. That covers every charge short of murder...so far. Any crime against women is no longer a crime and is in fact a reason to be celebrated. The level of absurdity is off the charts.

I fail to see what the all encompassing master plan is here but for 99% of us it isn't good. So far it's "First we need to break it." I don't believe there's a second part and they won't run out of things to break. It's all a game to see how far they can take it, comforted in their wealth to not feel any substantial consequences.

I truly believe they see the world as a bunch of resort locations with those employed to serve them and everybody outside those can fuck themselves while they manipulate us to violence for entertainment.
 
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Hm. What (or whom) does "fat and disgusting" remind me of?
Remember when The Head Asshole told his losers, there might be discomfort? The King speaks pounding his divine scepter on the floor. But what happens when the loyal pawns have had enough?

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No idea if this is the correct thread. Apologies if not.

What I just witnessed with Zelenskyy in the White House and Trump and Vance’s treatment of him, is one of the most disgraceful things I can recall in terms international relations. Just fundamentally awful.

Thank you. I am at a loss of words. I mean, we all knew that Trump and Vance live in a completely different reality, but that was unbelievable even for them.
 
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